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I'm back from seeing Vicky Christina Barcelona (with crazy ol' hilarious Penelope Cruz who's awesome in one of my favorite movies, Volver, although Tropic Thunder last weekend was better than this weekend's fare for the Jack Black and Downey), so I thought I'd share this bit of awesome: Sarah Palin Facts. A few favorites:

• Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.
• Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
• Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt.  She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
• Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.

As you might have noted above, the Frost-Brewed Conservative Summer has come to a close, and ushered in Bear Hunting Fall 2008. Also (and seriously, apologizes for the Weekend of Barracuda) American Princess has a great post about how traditional the Palin pick actually is. Yes, traditional. Read it.

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