Hillary “Every Thorn Sometimes Maybe Has a Black-Hearted Rose Around Somewhere” Clinton has finally opened fire on Barack “Sister Christian” Obama like we have longed for. After finding herself behind in Iowa, she’s shifted from Plan A: The Manchurian Candidate to Contingency Plan A: “Oh, hell, I’m a known quantity of frosty bitch and no good deed will change that.”
Which means: RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE.
As she told reporters: “There’s a big difference between our courage and our convictions, what we believe and what we’re willing to fight for.” Asked if she was referring to Obama, she replied “It’s beginning to look a lot like that.” Um, ACTUALLY, it’s beginning to look a lot like CHRISTMAS. Because, again, RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE.