The Torch Celebrates Women's History Month

Were you aware that March is women’s history month? I wasn’t either. How fortunate, then, that the Playboy crisis arrived during that time plenty, so that critical questions could be answered properly. Would women be able to form conscious thoughts and make logical decisions about posing in a somewhat vulgar publication without the loving guidance of the Women’s Center and Hustler Editorial Board? 

The answer, of course, is no. Women need someone to think for them, as the Women’s Center has charmingly reminded us. With that in mind, take a look at the first truly conservative timeline of women’s history:

The beginning- Eve. Needless to say, things don’t start out well.